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Beth kar uski zulfon ke saye me meri wafaon ko josh aya,

Phir?

Us ke bhai ne dekh liya aur shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aya.


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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with
“W”…Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!


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Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK

“Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..”
Lady: How Dare U?
Faqeer: Then What R U Doing On My “Bed”? :)


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1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha? Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe

Pehli Makhi Boli: Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.


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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.


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Fact of Life :

If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”


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A Thermometer is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…!


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Dil jis ko diya wo Delhi chali gayi,
Pyar jis se kia wo Italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kahan khudkushi karlo,
Hath switch main diya to Bijli chali gayi.


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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga.


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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.


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1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai.

chunti ghusay mei hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hai.


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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.


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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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?
?
?
Both don’t exist.


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Judge: Tumne ek hi raat main 7 jagah chori ki?
Chor: Jee sahab, main mehnat se jee nahi churata.



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An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.


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ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
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ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…


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Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy


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U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono “NIKAMMAY”


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Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem

Daro mat Kisi ko 4wd nai kerna Khud hi parrh lo…
Sawab mile ga Paaapi Insaan.


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Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega
tab tumhar naam sabse aage hoga
galti se ek sms bhi mat karna
warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.


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Degrees of girls!

B.A. – Beautiful Angel
B.E. – Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc. – Beautiful Structure
B.Com – Beautiful Communication
M.B.A. – Married But Awesome!


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Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of Delhi university


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Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
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Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi.


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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER

for all CUTE GIRLS.


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